It’s A Wonderful Gripe

Me: *to customers* “Have a wonderful day!”

(The customers leave, and manager walks over.)

Manager: “Umm… you’re always supposed to tell the customers to have a great day.”

Me: “What did I say?”

Manager: “You said have a wonderful day.”

Me: “Isn’t that the same thing?”

Manager: “No, corporate has specifically asked that we say have a great day. That way we all wish them the same thing.”