It’s A Tad Bit Nippy

(I’m a stocker in the frozen food section. My coworker stocks the refrigerated and dairy section, and we share a — chilly — aisle. A group of young adult girls who are laughing and carrying on loudly start to work their way down the aisle.)

Girl #1: *to coworker* “I bet you like working over here in the cold, huh?”

Coworker: “Why’s that?”

Girl #1: “You get to see a lot of nipples!”

Girl #2: “Oh, my God!” *grabs [Girl #1]’s arm* “Don’t mind her; she hasn’t been public-trained!”