It’s A Nice Song And That’s The Gospel Truth

I work in a small store where we play music from the boss’s radio. 

Customer: “This is a nice song! Who is it by?”

Me: “This song is called Ever Fallen In Love. The band is called Fine Young Cannibals.”

The religious customer stopped mouthing the words, froze, crossed herself, and then quickly finished her shopping while trying to cover one or both ears.