It’s A Muggle’s Games
(My best friend is at my apartment with me, my roommate, and my fiancé, and we are playing Taboo. In this game, you have to get others to guess a word without saying any of the related words beneath it on the card. We aren’t playing it by the rules; just taking turns trying to get everyone else to guess without keeping score.)
Roommate: *draws card* “Hmm… world cup.”
Best Friend & Me: *in unison, with conviction* “OH! QUIDDITCH!”
(My fiancé and roommate look at me and my best friend like we’ve lost it.)
Fiancé: SOCCER.
Roommate: “Did you guys seriously forget Quidditch isn’t a real sport?
Me: “… Yes.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?