It’s A Man’s Waterworld

| Friendly | October 23, 2016

Mom: *cutting up watermelon* “Aw ***. I thought this was a female watermelon.”

Me: “Wait, what?”

Mom: “Female watermelons are round and sweet, male watermelons are more oval and have more water in them.”

Me: *joking with my friend* “Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Boys are made of… um…”

Friend: “Boys are made of water.”

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