It’s A Good Thing The New “Zelda” Game Lets You Construct Cars!

A customer in their early twenties approaches me.

Customer: “My dad said I need to get a car because I’m not allowed to drive his anymore.”

Me: “Okay, I’ll be happy to help! What budget are we looking at?”

Customer: “Well, he thinks I’ve saved up $4,000, because that’s what I’ve told him, but I don’t have that.”

Me: “Oooookay, so what do you have?”

Customer: “I got like, $250. Oh, wait, I just bought the new Zelda, so like $190?”

Me: “…Well, we do have some very competitive financing options.”

Customer: “I don’t have a job right now, so I can’t do monthly payments.”

Me: “You were hoping to come and buy a car all-in for less than $200?”

Customer: “Yeah… Now that you put it that way…”

Me: “Yeah…”

Customer: “What if I refunded my Zelda game?”