It’s A Curse

, , , | Right | August 27, 2020

A customer approaches, speaking totally calmly.

Customer: “Okay, so, like, your s*** says [this], but I know that’s f****** wrong. It should say [something else].”

Me: “I understand, ma’am, though I would ask you to please refrain from cursing.”

Customer: “Huh? Oh, f***. I mean, s***. I mean, um…”

She takes a deep breath.

Customer: “Sorry. I have a sailor’s mouth. I don’t mean it in a mean way. Da… gum. I’m around the girls so much, I forget how to talk normal, y’know? Shi… take mushrooms. I’m sorry!”

I worry for this generation.

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