It Will Be Their Clowning Achievement

| Romantic | April 21, 2014

(My boyfriend and I are snuggled up in bed and talking about weird fetishes.)

Me: “I knew a guy once who had a clown fetish.”

Boyfriend: “Really? I’m trying to imagine how that would even work. Like. The make up, nose, big shoes, and everything?”

Me: “I don’t know. Clowns scare me, so I didn’t ask about the mechanics.”

Boyfriend: “I just can’t see clowns being sexy.”

Me: “Ooh, what if I dressed up like Harley Quinn? Would you want to have sexy clown sex then?”

Boyfriend: “I’d totally be down for that!”

Me: “But you’d have to dress like the Joker.”

Boyfriend: “I’m okay with that.”

Me: “Yay! I’m so glad I found someone I can have kinky nerd sex with!”

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