It Was Or-Daned

(I’m driving from Miami Beach to Key West with four people that I met at a hostel in Miami Beach. I’m American, three of them are English, and the last guy is from Denmark. We’ve stopped for breakfast.)

English Friend #1: “Hey, I just realized. [Danish Friend] got an English muffin. [English Friend #2] got an Americano. Someone else needs to get a Danish pastry to complete the threesome!”