It Was April, Most Deaf

(My dad has been telling me a story about when he met a celebrity when he was a sophomore in high school.)

Me: “So how old were you, like 16?”

Dad: “No. So anyway, I looked at my sister and—”

Me: “Oh this was when you were 15?”

Dad: “No! I told you! No what don’t you understand? It was APRIL! Start listening and let me tell my d*** story!”

Me: “What? I just asked how old you were!”

Dad: “Oh, I thought you were asking if it was Halloween!”