It Takes An Age To Remember

(I’ve met my older cousin for dinner, and mentioned my birthday coming up in a couple of months.)

Cousin: “Wait, are you 30 this year?”

Me: “No, 29.”

Cousin: “Phew, I thought for a horrible second I was 32 this year, but I’m only going to be 31.”

Me: “Did you just have to check my age and then add two to remember how old you are?”

Cousin: “Maybe…”