It Snot Yours!

I’m in the car with my mom and my young daughter. My mom is in the backseat having grandmother/granddaughter time.

My Mom: “[My Daughter’s Name], are you picking your nose?!”

My Daughter: “There’s a big one up there!”

My Mom: “Ask for a napkin next time! Let me get one from my bag!”

My Daughter: “Already got it. Woooow, it’s huge!”

My Mom: “That’s disgusting! Give me that! I’ll throw it with the napkin!”

My Daughter: “Nooo! I had it first!”