It Should Be Berry Obvious
I work in a smoothie and milkshake place. A customer comes in with three friends.
Customer: “Three strawberry shakes and a chocolate shake.”
I make the shakes in front of them. They come in clear cups. I still mark the three strawberry cups with an “SS” and the chocolate cup with “CS” because that’s just our store process.
Customer: “Which one is the chocolate one?”
Me: “The brown one, with the “CS” on the side.”
Customer: “You don’t have to say it like that. I could be colorblind!”
Me: “The strawberry ones have chunks of strawberry in them.”
Customer: “Maybe I’m actually blind!”
Me: “You drove your friends here.”
Customer: “Maybe… maybe I—”
Customer’s Friend: “—Come on, man, admit you asked a stupid question, own it, and drink your d*** chocolate!”
He grabbed his chocolate shake and sucked on it. I’ve never seen someone look so upset while enjoying chocolate.
