It Requires A Medium To Work Out What They Want

I work for a restaurant that is known for roast beef sandwiches.

Customer: “I want a medium roast beef combo.”

Me: “Okay! Do you want a classic, double, or half-pound roast beef?”

Customer: “Medium.”

Me: “Oh. Did you mean you needed a double roast beef? Or a classic roast beef with a medium fry and drink?”

Customer: “ME… DI… UM. MEDIUM!”

I ring him up for a double roast beef with a medium fry and drink.

Me: “Your total is [total].”

The customer pays. Then, as soon as he gets his food:

Customer: “This isn’t what I wanted!”

This happens every single day!