It Reminds Her Of A Full Moon

(Our coffee shop offers a punch card where ten coffees equal a free bagel.)

Supervisor: “Yes, ma’am? What’s the problem?”

Customer: “This girl will not get me a muffin! I have a punch card!”

Supervisor: “Ma’am, the punch card is for a free bagel, not a muffin. I’d be more than happy to get you that bagel.”

Customer: “No! I want a muffin! Get me a muffin instead!”

Supervisor: “I’m sorry, ma’am. But muffins are more expensive than bagels. I can’t do that; it’s against policy.”

Customer: “This is ridiculous. I’m never coming here again!”

Supervisor: “I’m sorry, ma’am.”

Customer: “I can’t have bagels after dark!” *leaves the store*