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It Really Isn’t The Next Best Thing

, , , , , | Right | June 22, 2020

This takes place at the meat counter.

Customer: “I’m looking for vegan pork.”

Employee: “Is that a tofu product? Check the first refrigerated aisle to your left.”

Customer: “No, no… I want pork, but pork that’s vegan.”

Employee: “Yeah, like tofu, but like pork? It’s that refrigerated aisle, over—”

Customer: “No! I’m not vegan. I want the pork to be vegan!”

Employee: “So… meat from a vegan pig?”

Customer: “Exactly! I can’t stand being vegan, but it seems like the next best thing!”

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