It Must Really Hurt To Step On This Castle

I used to work at Windsor Castle, built in the 11th century, home to the British Royal Family and nearly a thousand years old. The town of Windsor is also home to a Legoland theme park.

Me: “And that concludes the tour! Are there any questions?”

A tourist who has been on the tour this entire time and listened to the entire history of the place, raises his hand:

Tourist: “Is this castle part of Legoland?”

Me: “…no.”

Tourist: “I thought so. It doesn’t look like it’s made out of Lego bricks…”