It Must Be The Year Of The Moron
It is Lunar New Year, and while no one in the store is Chinese, we are located in Chinatown, so we have a few celebration posters up and we are enjoying some of the celebrations outside while we work.
A grumpy-looking customer comes up to the counter.
Customer: “What’s all that ruckus outside?!”
Me: “It’s Lunar New Year, so the Chinese community is celebrating.”
Customer: “Bah! Why did they invent their own new year, trying to be special?! We should all celebrate the one true New Year, as told by Jesus Christ!”
Me: “I don’t think that’s in the Bible.”
Customer: “Of course it is! It’s a Christian holiday!”
Me: “I don’t think—”
Customer: *Interrupting* “That’s your first mistake! When you have Jesus, you don’t need to think.”
Me: “That… explains a lot. Will that be everything, sir?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.