It Means The Same Thing In French
(I’m a DJ working at a night club. I am white and the man that approaches me is black.)
Customer: “Do you have that Jay-Z and… uh, who else is in that song?”
Me: *hoping he isn’t talking about the song I’m thinking of* “Uh… Kanye West?”
Customer: “YEAH! YEAH! What’s the name of that one?”
Me: “Uh… the Paris one?”
Customer: “Yeah, but I don’t think that’s the full name.”
Me: “I don’t think I can tell you the full name.”
Customer: “Hold on. Let me go ask my buddy.” *walks away and returns shortly after* “Here’s a 20$ for putting you in that situation.”
(The song he was talking about was “N**** In Paris” by Jay-Z and Kanye West.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?