It May Be Glitchy, But It’s Still Schweetz

| Sydney, NSW, Australia | Romantic | February 14, 2013

Girlfriend: “So what are we going to do on Valentine’s Day?”

Me: “I don’t know, but I’ll be working ’til three.”

Girlfriend: “Well, why don’t I meet you at the train station after work? We can go watch Wreck-It Ralph and have dinner at the shopping centre.”

Me: “Like, at a restaurant?”

Girlfriend: “No, not on Valentine’s Day. We’ll just eat at the food court. But, like, nice takeout.”

Me: “Ok, that sounds nice.”

Girlfriend: “Then we can go back to your house and I’ll leave with you in the morning. I’ll bring candles.”

Me: “Why candles?”

Girlfriend: “[My name], we’re watching Wreck-It Ralph and eating takeout. There needs to be SOME romance.”

Me: “But candles?”

Girlfriend: “THERE WILL BE CANDLES!”

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