“It” Is The Perfect Job

, , , , , | Related | September 7, 2017

(I’m at my wit’s end, desperately trying to find a job in a crumbling economy. My sister thinks she’s found a solution.)

Sister: “I know what you can do! Go to clown school and become a clown! You can entertain children at birthday parties!”

Me: “But I hate children.”

Sister: “Exactly! Children are terrified of clowns!”

Me: “…oh, my gosh, you’re right! That idea is actually brilliant!”

(I probably won’t actually pursue a career as a clown, but if I did, we decided my name would be “Stabby the Monster Clown” and my assistants would be a three-foot python and a rottweiler in realistic zombie makeup, named Cuddles.)

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