It Is In His Blood

| Romantic | June 15, 2013

(My fiancé has an extensive t-shirt collection. We’ve been together two years and I still haven’t seen them all.)

Me: “I didn’t know you had a Dexter shirt. That’s kind of hot.”

Fiancé: “Would it be hotter if I made it myself?”

Me: “Only if you used real blood.”

Fiancé: “Well, duh.”

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