It Falls Mainly On The Plain, Anyway…

I’m about five, on a family vacation to Spain:

Me: *Looking out at the sky and clouds forming over the ocean.* “Dad? If there are rainclouds in Spain, does it rain?”

Dad: “No. Everyone knows hot sunny places don’t get rain.”

Mom: “John. You’re an AP geography and biology teacher in a high school. You really should know how wrong you are.”

Dad: “I have the degree, so I know I’m right. None of you can tell me otherwise until you have my level of certification.”

Mom: “…I really feel sorry for your students.”