It Don’t Matter If You’re Black Or White Or High

(A pair of preteen brothers are waiting to have their eyes tested. They are both black, and we have a poster for children’s glasses featuring a mixed race girl.)

Older Brother: “This girl in the poster — if you’re this colour, when you grow up you end up white.”

Younger Brother: “That’s not true!”

Older Brother: “Yeah, it happened to Michael Jackson!”

Younger Brother: “He took a lot of drugs.”

Older Brother: “That’s why. If you take drugs, it makes you white.”