It Doesn’t Go Up The Way You Think It Does
Amusement Park | Right
| November 12, 2011
(I work at an amusement park in Southern California. A customer comes up to me while I am cleaning a shop.)
Customer: “Where can I find a [cartoon character] blow-up doll?”
Me: “Excuse me, sir?”
Customer: “Blow-up doll. I need a [cartoon character] blow-up doll!”
Me: “I um, we don’t sell those kinds of items–”
Customer: “You know, you put air in and it goes up!”
Me: “A balloon?”
Customer: “A blow-up doll, yes! Where?!”
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