It Depends On The Size Of Your Tubes

, , , , | Right | March 7, 2010

Me: “Hi, how can I help?”

Call Center: “I want a new computer. My current one is Windows 95.”

Me: “Well, the current version is Windows 7.”

Call Center: “What about the modem? If I buy a new hard drive, would it make my computer have Internet?”

Me: “You would need to add a modem if you wanted to just plug the phone line into the computer. Most Internet providers supply you with an external modem as part of their service.”

Call Center: “Well, I have an external hard drive. Could I plug the Internet into that?

Me: “It doesn’t work that way. You need a computer to connect to the Internet.”

Call Center: “Can’t I just download the Internet onto my external hard drive?”


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