It Better Come With Champagne Showers

(I am getting married soon, and have asked my dad to come up with the song he wants us to dance to at the reception.)

Me: “So, have you picked something yet?”

Dad: “No. Every time I find one your mother says I can’t use it. She says I’m not allowed to make you cry.”

Me: “I’m going to cry no matter what you pick. They could start playing Party Rock Anthem and I’ll still burst into tears.”

Dad: “…can I actually pick that?”

Me: “No, Dad. It was just an example.”

Dad: “But, you said I could pick whatever I wanted!”