There Isn’t A Support Script For Those Questions

(I’m doing the night shift for an online trading site. The shift is always full of oddballs. One chat is perfectly normal, right until the end.)

Customer: “Do you offer a demo account?”

Me: “Yes, we do. You will need to speak to an account manager about it once you have created a live account.”

Customer: “I see. Do you ever sometimes wonder what water thinks about?”

Me: “No, I don’t. Is there anything else I can help you with?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like to have a baby put a baby in me.”