That Isn’t A Flavor I’m Familiar With

(I am talking to a health-conscious senior coworker who is Russian. She can speak decent English but still has an accent.)

Coworker: “[Manager] gave me a kitty cat, but I feel so guilty eating it.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Coworker: “I prefer the dark chocolate kind since they’re healthier.”

Me: “Did you mean ‘KIT-KAT’?”

Coworker: “Yeah, I call Kit-Kats ‘Kitty-Kats.’”

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