Isn’t Feeling All Sugar And Spice

(My wife is pregnant and has been suffering through morning sickness. From the beginning, I’ve been certain we were having a son and she was certain we were having a daughter.)

Wife: *finishing her daily morning sickness* “That’s it! I’ve decided you’re right. We’re having a son.”

Me: “Huh? Why the change in heart?”

Wife: “Because no daughter would treat her mother this way!”

(She was right. We had a son.)