This Isn’t The Daily Prophet

, , , , | Right | April 3, 2018

(I work in the call center for my movie theater.)

Me: “Hi! Thank you for choosing [Theater]. How may I help you today?”

Caller: “Hi. Your showtimes aren’t showing up in today’s paper. Can you fix this?”

Me: “Um… Sir?”

Caller: “It’s still not saying any showtimes. Did you fix it? Do I have to buy a new newspaper?”

Me: “Um, sir, that’s not how the newspaper works.”

Caller: “Well, that’s stupid. It’s 2018 already; can’t you just fix it?!” *click*

(I’m not sure what he wanted me to do, but I can’t believe that I had to explain a newspaper to an adult.)

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