Ishka-bible
I volunteer at a charity shop twice a week. I am in today when the manager approaches me.
Manager: “We’ve had a complaint submitted to headquarters about you.”
Me: “About me, specifically?”
Manager: “Yup, name and day when the supposed event happened.”
Me: “What was the complaint?”
Manager: “Apparently, you were acting Korean and trying to force your holy book on the customer.”
Me: “What?”
Manager: “I know. Weird. Do you remember anything happening on the day? It would’ve been that last time you were in.”
Me: “The only thing I can think of is a woman asking me why I was pricing a Quran.”
Manager: “Maybe that was it.”
Me: “She also asked if I was queer — with not-so-nice language — because of the Pink Floyd record we have on the shelf.”
Manager: “Pink Floyd?”
Me: “Dark Side Of The Moon.”
Manager: “Oh… because of the rainbow…”
