Is That A Pinot Noir In Your Pocket…
(I work as a bagger at the local grocery store. An old man walks through the checkout lane with spandex pants on and what appears to be a wine bottle stuffed down.)
Cashier: “Sir, there is no way in h*** that you are THAT well-endowed. Get your butt back here!”
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