Is He Also Secretly An Old Man?

The golf club I work at is hosting a Year Eleven prom — a ball for school leavers aged fifteen to sixteen. Since it’s pretty common for people to try and sneak some alcohol into these events, we have security on the door performing searches and confiscating any contraband.

Partway through the event, I head into the manager’s office where the confiscated booze has been stashed. There are a handful of hip flasks, a couple of small bottles of vodka… and an entire 750-ml bottle of Bourbon.

I ask one of the bouncers how that particular item came to be confiscated, and he tells me that one of the guests simply had it tucked up the sleeve of his jacket and tried to claim that he had a prosthetic arm!