Is Going To Pay For That One

| Romantic | November 11, 2013

(My fiancée and I make a contribution of $125 to a Kickstarter project. She promises to give me $50 back as part of me being the one to use my card for the donation.)

Me: “So, about that $50 you owe me?”

Fiancée: “How about I pay you for sex?”

Me: “Um… maybe, but it’s probably not going to be very good. I have certain skills, but—”

Fiancée: “Hence why it’ll only cost $50.”

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