Your Irony Is Going Up In Smoke
(We are coming up to Guy Fawkes Night, which many people celebrate with fireworks.)
Colleague: “I don’t believe in fireworks. You’re just setting fire to $20 and watching it go up in smoke.”
Me: “A perfectly reasonable reaction, except that you’re a pack-a-day smoker.”
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