Irish Decaf

| Friendly | August 27, 2014

Friend: “So I’ve decided to quit caffeine.”

Me: “Why’s that?”

Friend: “Because I’ve been having chest pains, and I think that’s what’s causing them. So, no more coffee and energy drinks for me.”

(He said this with a straight face, in his home, with empty beer cans and bottles of whiskey strewn across the living room and kitchen.)

1 Thumbs