Ireland Is A Cottage Industry
(I’m working as a hostess in a busy city restaurant that deals with large volumes of tourists. One afternoon a middle-aged couple comes in for lunch. It’s also important to note that I am Irish.)
Me: “Hi, welcome to [Restaurant]! How are you today?”
Woman: *turning to husband* “Honey! Wow, don’t you just love her accent?”
Man: “Yeah!” *to me* “You’ve got a nice accent there. Where’s it from?”
Me: “Thank you! I’m from Dublin, Ireland. I’m just over here for the summer.”
Woman: *in a strong southern accent* “Ireland? How lovely! You know, I’m Irish, too!”
Me: “Oh, really? That’s great. What part are you from?”
Woman: “Well, my great-great-grandmother originally came from Cork!”
(I hear this a lot – how Irish-American descendants consider themselves 100% Irish.)
Me: “Oh, wow! So have you ever been to Ireland yourselves?”
Man: “Nah, but we would like to go sometime!”
Woman: “Yeah, we would go if only you guys had electricity there!”
Me: “…?”
Man: *laughing* “Yeah, we couldn’t manage without bathrooms and TVs and stuff!”
Me: *unsure if they are joking* “Haha, actually we do have running water and electricity now… We’ve had it for a number of years, in fact…”
Woman: “Oh, honey, there’s no need to be embarrassed! We think it’s cute how you live in cottages. We’ve seen the pictures of those cute straw roofs you guys have.”
Me: *stunned silence*
Man: “So, tell me… how are you adjusting to city life?”
(It only went downhill from there! I don’t know where they got their ideas about Ireland, but I ushered them into their seats as quickly as possible so that I couldn’t hear more!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.