Ired By Shire Attire
Customer: “Excuse me, can you help me choose which suit I should get?”
Me: “Certainly. This model here was worn by actor Sean Astin.”
Customer: “Who is that?”
Me: “He played Sam in The Lord of the Rings. He was one of the hobbits.”
Customer: “You sell to hobbits!?”
Me: “Well, he’s not re–”
Customer: “You shouldn’t sell to hobbits!”