IQ Is Less Than His Age
(Our Mum’s 50th birthday is coming up, and I approach my 18-year-old brother about ideas for how we can celebrate it. I’m trying to be sneaky in case mum hears.)
Me: “Hey, so I was thinking about next Friday. We could do Karaoke, or maybe go and see a play?”
Brother: “I can’t, I’m busy.”
Me: “What!”
Brother: “Well, sorry. But it’s my Mum’s birthday. I can’t!”
Question of the Week
Who is the worst person you’ve ever worked with?