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Inventory Reality Check

, , , | Right | January 20, 2009

Customer: *to me, serious* “So, are you 50% off, too?”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “Your sign says that everything is 50% off. That includes you, right?”

Me: “Sir, I can assure you that I am not for sale. The sale is only on Christmas items, and I am not included.”

Customer: *still serious* “But you work here! That means you’re for sale, too!”

(After a five-minute battle, he finally gave up and walked out empty-handed.)