Intersectional Fantasy

My dad and I are talking about a book I wrote. I send it to him in email form to read. 

Me: “Do you like my characters?” 

Dad: “You mean the yellow-eyed bisexual vampires?” 

Me: “Yeah, I knew you wouldn’t care for that part.”

Dad: “I don’t care for the fact that he’s bisexual, no. You already gave him yellow eyes and made him into a vampire; did you have to make him bisexual, too?”