Internship Crushes School

| Related | April 21, 2013

(I have recently received an internship. It runs during school days, so I’ve had to take off days from school. The last day of the internship starts at 3:30 pm, and school ends at 2 pm. Technically, I can still go to school that day.)

Me: “Hey, do I have to go to school on Wednesday?”

Mom: “Why?”

Me: “The internship isn’t until 3:30 pm, and school ends before that. Do I still have to go, though?”

Mom: “Do you want to?”

Me: “Well, no, I don’t want to, but I’ll go if I have to.”

Mom: “Well then, you can stay home if you want. Relax for a bit, and then go in for your internship.”

(I stare at my mom for a couple of seconds, and then hug tackle her.)

Mom: “OH GOD, WHEN DID YOU GET SO HEAVY?!”

Me: “YOU ARE THE COOLEST MOM EVER!”

Mom: “YOU’RE ABOUT TO KILL THE COOLEST MOM EVER; YOU’RE CRUSHING ME!”

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