She Drives Me Batty
(My boyfriend is telling me his favorite word to say, and then sends me a text with a picture of a bat being combed using a toothbrush.)
Boyfriend: “Fledermaus. Hint: the literal translation is fly-mouse. AKA a bat.”
Me: “Rabies.”
Boyfriend: “You must admit that bat is cute.”
Me: “I still think you’re cuter. I’m not comparing you to a bat or anything. Just saying.”
Boyfriend: “You’re far cuter. Prior disclaimer implied.”
Me: “Thanks.”
Boyfriend: “Attention everyone! My girlfriend is cuter than a bat.”
Me: “I feel so accomplished…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?