Interested In Another Kind Of Bun
Me: “Welcome to [Fast Food Chain]. My name is [Name]. What can I get for you?”
Customer: “Hey, [My Name], I’d like a large double-double.”
Me: “Anything else for you?”
Customer: “Yo, do you have any hookers?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “You know, hookers.”
Me: “Yeah, no. We don’t carry those here, sorry.”
Customer: “Aw, man! Well, whatever, I guess we’ll try [rival fast food chain right next to ours].”
Me: “Sounds like a good plan.”
(I almost got in trouble for saying ‘no’ to a customer and referring them to our rival, until my boss learned what they had been asking for!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
