Intelligence Doesn’t Grow On Trees

, , , , , | Right | November 26, 2010

(A couple is price-shopping for their Christmas tree.)

Customer: “How do you figure out the price of the tree?”

Me: “We count the needles and divide by a thousand.”

Customer: “Well, that makes sense.”

Me: “Yeah, it takes a really long time to do each morning.”

Customer: “You’re BSing me, aren’t you?”

Me: “Yes, sir, I am.”

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