Intelligence Abhors A Vacuum

Caller: “It’s too cold in my room. Can you turn the air off?”

Me: “Turn it off?”

Caller: “It’s just freezing.”

Me: “The outside temperature is 15 degrees. If we turn the air off, it will bring your office temperature closer to 15 degrees.”

Caller: “Don’t do that. Just turn it off. I’d rather it be nothing than this cold!”