Insinuatingly Dangerous

(This happens during a small snowstorm. West Yellowstone is at the top of Gallatin Canyon and the road can be very dangerous in the winter.)

Visitor: “Thanks for the directions! I’m heading for Bozeman.”

Me: “You’re welcome, and drive safe!”

Visitor: “How dare you?! I am a great driver! Don’t you ever again imply otherwise!”

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