Inside I Am Laughing
(I am talking with my friend over the phone while doing my assignment. He is in love with me, although I am still confused about my feelings for him. He is also the least romantic person on earth.)
Friend: “Hey, you know you are always inside me.”
Me: “What?”
Friend: “I created a folder on my desktop with my name. Inside that folder I created a folder with your name. So you are always inside me.”
Me: *into all smiles* “You are idiotically romantic sometimes!”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?