[Insert Apple Joke Here]
(Telephone technical support for a printer manufacturer.)
Customer: “First of all, I’m a Mac tech, so I know what the h*** I’m doing; let’s get that straight right away!”
Me: “Okay.”
(It turned out he needed to reinstall some fonts, so we got the installer started.)
Customer: “It says, ‘Insert Disk One.’ What should I do?”
Me: “Um, insert disk one…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
